In other news, there are now robots that hunt down and kill starfish.

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Kinja'd!!! Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/15/2016 at 10:55

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Why starfish? What have they ever done to us besides looking weird?

EDIT: At least one destroys coral reefs... got it.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/15/2016 at 11:28

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Pretty sure I saw a “German robot from the future” movie along similar lines.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/15/2016 at 12:11

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By all means, let’s not prevent the overfishing of predators for these animals, let’s make a fucking kill-bot . Hell of a workaround.


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01/15/2016 at 12:18

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I mean, it’s kind of awesome in a twisted way, but this is probably the first actual incidence of a true autonomous killbot. Not in the skies over the middle east anywhere, nor even a coyote ganking auto-turret. No, this is an honest-to-goodness roaming hunter killer with a stabbing device. The mind reels. Sure, it’s only killing starfish... for now.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/15/2016 at 12:55

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It starts so innocently. Next, these things will migrate across the Pacific and start stabbing people’s feet on Los Angeles beaches.